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Randy Cow know how to put together an ideal pair of swim shorts. Made of recycled polyester with just the right amount of stretch for a comfy fit, they have triple-stitched seams for durability, and are quick drying once you're out of the water. Oh, and they also include a waterproof pocket which keeps its contents safe and dry down to 30 metres.

Choose the best colour to match your mood, your eyes, your hair, whatever... and strut your stuff around the pool or beach in these fabulously fetching water shorts...